don’t believe my kids
just putting down a quick preventative blog post here about how i’m NOT pregnant. i haven’t gained weight, haven’t been vomiting in the mornings, haven’t had the irresistable urge to clean anything [ever]. the SOLE reason that my kids are insisting that i’m pregnant:
they randomly hug me, then kiss my belly and talk to “Addprofile”. they tell me about the plans that have for him/her, and ask me when little Add will be born.
i know they’re just being silly, and that they’ve lobbed onto what they think is the best joke of the century. if you see my kids talking to my abdomen or overhear them dreaming about their new brother or sister, you have to know: it’s a netflix baby. do not react.